Antonette Pixem from Margao wanted to go to Panjim to see Digu the Cowmuth Kamat. In her madness she boarded the bus proceeding towards Varca. As she wandered around the village, she met Jackie Maste. This poor Jackie Maste who has been working at the house of Chorchill for the past 20 years had pity on her and took her to his room behind Chorchill’s house. He told her in whispers, this is Chorchill’s house and don’t make noise as Chorchill is not well.
Antonette screamed: Chor’ache ghor’ Chor’ache ghor’, Chor’ache ghor’, Chor’ache ghor’. Jackie gesticulated her to keep quiet. But Antonette couldn’t. Hearing the commotion, Valanka Leitao came out and told Jackie to throw that mad woman out from their compound. Just then, Antonette saw a doctor going out from the front door of Chorchill’s house.
Dotor bab, dotor bab, hanv boren na. Tum maka sarkem kortai?
The poor dotor started scratching his head. Exasperated, he replied: Ago bai, hanv tuca sarkem koron eunk nai pun Chorchillak, tovui duent assa?
Chor.... chor..... na, na, dotor. Hanv chor nhui. Just then, Digu the Cowmuth Kamat made his grand appearance. The dotor started saluting him. Digu the Cowmuth said, arree dotor Chorchill kosso assa? The dotor replied : Sir, he is not well, he is bedridden, but I am trying my best to do something.
The Leitao arrived on the scene and said, Digamber Sir, we need to find another doctor for Papa. His condition has not improved. Every now and then he is saying PWD, PWD, PWD and 25%,25%,25%. And yes, from today onwards he has been saying ‘MY APPOINTMENT ON OCTOBER 22 IN DUBAI FOR THE TIATR, and NIZ GOENKAR, NIZ GOENKAR,NIZ GOENKAR.
What? Digu the Cowmuth said. What appointment in Dubai is he talking about now?
Leitao replied: Sir, HIS CHAMCHAS HAVE INVITED HIM TO BE THE CHIEF GUEST FOR A TIATR.
Antonette Pixem heard this conversation and somehow reached Margao. Now in Margao, she is being heard telling the same story to everyone that she went to a Chor’s house in Varca and a bigger Chor came there and now that Chor is going to Dubai to loot the gold from there.
So my dear friends, Antonette Pixem has brought this news to all the people of Goa. This is just proving how powerful is Antonette than the Internet
LOL, I am rolling on the floor laughing at the news brought by Antonette the Pixem. Bebdo you rock man! Keep it up and more power to Niz Goenkar!
ReplyDeleteGoa Today***
ReplyDeleteBoy: Dad, what's politics?
Dad: Let me set an example with our family. I have all the money so we'll call me the management. Mom receives most of it so we'll call her the government. We'll call the maid the working class, you are the people, and your baby brother is the future. Do you understand now son?
Boy: I still don't understand dad.
Dad: Think about it for a while son.
That night the boy wakes up because his baby brother is crying. He goes in and finds out he's soiled his diapers. He goes to tell his mom but she's asleep he goes in to the maids room but she's in there having sex with his dad. He bangs on the door but no one can hear him.
The next day...
Son: Dad I understand politics now.
Dad: Good, explain it to me in your own words son.
Son: The management is screwing the working class while the government's fast asleep. The people are being ignored and the future is full of SHIT!
@N. Fernandes
ReplyDeleteIn Goa, the shit has hit the fan, and it now has not only covered Chorchill from head to toe, but his young Leitao too.
LOL, so true!
And he is going to get more shit if he goes to Dubai. Just be on the lookout Roses are Red...
ReplyDeleteGuys let me tell you what a selfish this Chorchill is. He uses his supporters or so called chamchas and then dumps them.
ReplyDeleteI am really bitter for what he has done to one of my friends, a talented student leader and a very good organiser during his younger days.
His name is Sunil Shetye. I know Sunil when he was a student leader, and the way he organised the anti-Narvekar agitation. (Remember the molestation case of Sunita Haldankar). Yeah, Sunil was the driving force that time. Later, Sunil was roped in by Chorchill and he was seen everywhere with Chorchill, even for football matches. Sunil, who comes from a decent family and used to never drink, started drinking and was going around saying that he is Chorchill's brother. He looks like one with his height. But he is handsome, unlike the Chorchill brothers. Finally, Chorchill dumped Sunil. A few months ago, when I was in Goa, I met Sunil on the streets of Panjim. He saw me and came running towards me. He looks like a pauper, and the first thing that he asked me was 100 rs. I knew why he wanted that for. For old time's sake, I gave him 1000 rupees.
Later, I spoke about him to another of our good friend who is now a practising lawyer in the High Court. He too told me about the sorry plight of Sunil. He said once, he stopped him in front of the court and pulled out 50 rs from his pocket. Our lawyer friend said he could not say anything to him, because during our college days we had worked together to espouse the students causes.
Imagine guys what Chorchill can do. How he destroyed the career of a brilliant student who passed his Bsc and then was studying for his LLB.
This is Chorchill for you guys. He will use his chamchas and will then dump them.
Kamm zaleam, voiz mellou
The same fate awaits the chamchas of Chorchill in Dubai.
Chorchill is not of the Goans, for the Goans, but Chorchill is all for himself.
Thanks to Antonette Pixem we know more about our bent politicians one is going to Dubai. Who is laying the red carpets for Chor-chill this time?? His crumb eaters seem to be everywhere. Is this Churchill a good actor? What part does he play? In one of his acts he was against Mopa Airport but he changed his mind and is now for Mopa Airport. I doubt this man is interested in the welfare of Goans except his chamchas.
ReplyDeleteHi Bebda (I wonder how you choose that name, it doesn’t suit you). Anyway it is at your discretion to take a fresh baptism. Coming to the topic, you have given one instance of such dismissals, I feel there will be numerous such cases in Goa and if surveyed a full book can be compiled. It is only one’s desire and determination how one can cope with one’s life. For instance, take the case of Mickey Mouse’s Visa scam, don’t you feel there will be so many young blood just scattered and frightened to come out in the open because of fear of getting caught. Their lives have been scattered. This is how the politicians play with our young and innocent to collect loot and fill their coffers. They think they are God. Only God is our saviour, the faster he takes them up is better for Goa. We will all pray for this miracle to happen soon.
ReplyDeleteBebdo a Wonderful antonette!Cheers
ReplyDeleteChurchill is going Dubai? Why? To book flats for Goans or Russians in Raheja costing more then 1 crore? Why he is going there? And which Chamchas invited him? Who are this chamchas bring him as guest for the Tiart? Are they ass...ole? They invite rapist, looters, molester, cheaters, womaniser... etc? Are they going to provide their womens for him in Dubai to sleep for night? Shame to you organiser's Shame...Shame... Shame.... give your girls to him now and also invite mickey mouse and do the same. do this goans have brains? Is your brains in your arse?
@Bebdao:Well done1 Hats off to you!
ReplyDeleteThis people invite them for parties! This man is without reputation and this people should have fun with him!
On lighter way: I do not know who gave passport to Churchill, who has signed his passport is he fool!
Franco : you are right there are two such young Goan Lads in USA that have met a friend of mine. These guys work from 07.00hrs to 23.00hrs for pittance, I understand they are blackmailed into working those hours. God alone knows how many more Goan youth are scattered around the world. One of the lads that was deported from USA, and was interviewed on NDTV is from Pedda Benaulim, he too had Mickey Mouse's Visa.
ReplyDeleteRichie... They only have a big mouth and their ar..hole is as big as thier mouth. Brains???? What are you talking about my friend?? Do they know the meaning of brains. Maybe they have one in their ar..se where they cannot reach them. I am going to get plenty of bombarding on this, if not on the forum here, at least by phone. I am sure of that. We, Niz Goenkars, have been putting up with this for the past many weeks.
ReplyDeleteI stay in Dubai and I do not like all these chors coming here. Some arse licking goans invite them, do not count us among them.
ReplyDeleteNigoenkar thanks for bringing this information to us.
Is that Antonette pulled by the Poodle? Great article Bebdo, keep up the good work.
ReplyDeleteThere are many Goans abroad including Dubai that have distanced themselves from Goan Political Lovers.
ReplyDeleteBebdo: Goan drunks are well informative, this is a great digging you have done. Another few shots of Caju Feni you could bring the Goan Government down. Keep it up.
Niz Goenkar!!! I know with our bursting of the corrupt motives of the Goans in Dubai (not everyone but few), the other Niz Goans have distanced away from this group. Time only will tell of their fate. Let's keep on fighting all Niz Goenkars. The more the merrier. We need you all to keep Niz Goenkar's cause alive and kicking. Thank you and God Bless you all! By the way, Mr. Joao, where are you these days??? We miss your once in a blue moon comment. Don't forget us.
ReplyDeleteIs the picture attached with the article of the real Jd the Poodle or the Poodle is pulled by Jd or is dlp on the leash?
ReplyDeleteThe readers and writers here have a right to know the truth. The Editor of NIZ GOENKAR is liable to bring the truth out as we are confused if that handler is dlp's sweetheart or Antonette. The Editor should let us know if that is Antonette or Jd. Bebdo, can you clarify?
Ratol Baba... Why is everyone after me all the time??? That may be the poodle, but does the one holding the leash look like me??? Remember, we met once on our business deal with MM?? I hv no hair or teeth. Bur I wish I was as handsome again like I was before. Bebdo will be in a better position to clarify I am sure. In any case, please forget Judy. The latest news I got last night is that she is bitterly in tears for what she said. Now she neither wants to breed Dukors nor wants to be a Dukrakan again. The Dubai monkeys instigated her, since she was the mouth piece of everyone. Running around the Church compound every Friday blasting anyone who came her way. Now, I believe, she wants to join Niz Goenkar. Enjoy guys! Welcome guys to the poodle and keep me out of it.
ReplyDeleteI passed by the bar belonging to the father of Antonette Pixem. I peeped through the small window to see Bebdo who wasn't around.
ReplyDeleteWhere is Bebdo? Has he stopped visiting Antonette Pixem's father's bar nowadays? I think I should check him out at Ziggy's or at Johnny Cool's in Colva. Or is it advisable to find out if he hangs out at Tito's?
@Roses are red....
ReplyDeleteThanks for your concern for me. You won't see me nowadays at Antonette Pixem's father bar. Most of the time it is closed because the bar owner,Forsulu,is running into a huge loss. The bread crumbs eaters of the Mickkey Mouse and the Dukhor from Varca are drinking for free there. And when Forsulu ask them to pay the bills, they threaten him.
Nowadays, I down the bottles at home!
What happened to Antonette the Pixem???? No news from Benaulim???
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