ATTENTION CORE NIZ GOENKAR DUBAI
For Zeus a temple was built in Athens, it was built to last Alas the builders forgot that Bolders without steel and concrete are not EverLasting.
Welcome to the feast of fun and frolic in honour of Zeus. Wear your best sunday dress. Attend with family, children and friends with devotion, love and care. Respect the SUN and be Artistic.
ATTENTION TIER TWO
Go High to see the sky, listen to the music and have a peg or two in the Land of the dry. Hotels do have permits, but not more than eight are allowed.
Bebdo, if you can send me the visa, ticket and arrange for a place to stay (Not Astoria) include me in the list of your guests for a free peg. If it was that easy for me to fly down to Dubai, I would have accepted the nicest offer for the nicest picnic on Earth. However, I am travelling back home and will catch the remaining events from there. My satellite will cover the special events happening today in the land of the Sun and Sand.
ReplyDeleteI will be high in the sky today by being for the picnic organised by the Dubai Elite Society this day, Friday. I will report back my findings therefore please be glued on this site for a detailed report by the end of the day. Actually, I am being specially invited as a Niz Goenkar by the Elite Club Secret Department so no NG will be left out.
ReplyDelete@CORE Dubai... Report back on Sunday. Got some work on new office. everything in place, few permissions are required.
ReplyDelete@Dalia...keep your satellite on. We require proper footage.
@Robert....don't have one peg too many. The place is too high in the land of the dry.
My friends are on a mission in the land of the dry, full coverage assured along with Robert and others. Some of the main characters are absent for the event probably to avoid detection by Dalia's satellite. A few are in high spirits including high on spirits. There are hidden jewels in a few bottles mixed with coke to avoid detection. All NG's are in full control of the situation.
ReplyDeleteAs soon as I put on my dentures, glasses and have my walking stick I will break the code after a peg or two..
ReplyDeleteRadar worked well on the ground.It was surely fun and frolic at zabeel park.They got the goencho padri for 15min to justify the collection for Jackson.Its the GS way of giving accounts.While the padri explained , a few were of them were seen mixing in the coke bottle.Then came the entry of two of Dubais eminent Goans, first Benedict and than followed by Arwin in 15min.They disapeared as fast as they came.Looked like the GS did not entertain them.Neither of them were given the new printed GS T-Shirts.I heard someone saying that they did not want something purchased from charity money which was meant for someone else.Then for some reason,the authorities came and asked them to bring down the baner of GS.Maybe some of our niz goenkar members informed them.That is how the fun and flolic came to an end.Wait to hear more about it from our other niz goenkars.
ReplyDeleteBendick and Arwin were on a secret mission too. I observed them outside Zabeel Park preaching to each other. Looks like they were avoiding detection by the M15. A few grumbled Goans were heard saying things like who are these Niz Goenkars. One bebdo was really too high and his so called solicitor was preaching on him not to get drunk in public. Marie Biscuit and sauce was the other delicacy of the day and many remembered Canji of the olden golden days consumed with miskut that had no flavour, that was too dry today in the land of the dry.
ReplyDeleteAfter a few pegs of fire water I fell and cracked my glasses, Landed up across the border at a football stadium. I am sure I bumped into Brouno Coutinho (my cracked glasses let me down) at the football game. Many Niz Goenkars were speaking in our proud mother tongue Konkani.
ReplyDeleteI missed the finals as I had to get back across the border. Sorry to say in my drunk state I couldn't get to the other venue.
I wonder how you guys must be working as a network from different places. i like all your articles and humourous detection of exact facts. i am surprised how you collect all information. Dev Borem Korum.
ReplyDeleteOn the other side of the border, dlp was doing a fine job as a referee. Due to his lack of speed, he awarded a foul from a distance that wasn't taken lightly by the crowd. The match went on well and all normalcy returned. There was a huge presence of Niz Goenkars for the match and actually, the newly printed T-shirts of NG were very much visible amongst the crowd.
ReplyDeleteThe hen was seen dancing in Zabeel park while the peacock tried to save whatever dignity was left of him.He did not try to brush shoulders with the hen because the cock too attended the picnic.There should not be any suspicion there.He did not cross eyes with the M15 team either.The two shameless mice who arrived late wants to be seen everywhere even though one of the mice have left the Sodality in disgust.The fact he was not in blue is proof that he is no more with them.He should stay away from the corrupt ones else he too will lose his dignity.All other organization leaders kept away from the fun and frolic team.Though niz goenkars too kept away from it, the M15 team was sent in secret to make sure the fun and frolic team does not give our Goan communtity in Dubai a bad name.Rumour has it that one rat from colonial cousins who has left the core team of sodality did not attend even after his friends insisting.This core member is sick to the core of this FF organization (Alpha Omega code for fun and frolic organization===oops gave it away).The time is come now for niz goenkars to inform the emperor of the misdeeds of the king in relation to the hen and the cock.The message must be loud and clear.Please use the full alpha omega code to deciper this message.
ReplyDeleteNote: Meeting in Astoria today is cancelled due to leaks in the media.
The menicule gathering will be held in the 12th day of the dark moon.smoke singals will inform the Nz Gkrs by M15 at #gt$HG#jkk@
Diogo... I was worse than you. I thought the guy who fell and broke his glasses wa someone from Dubai, so I let him be. So bad of me. If I knew it was you, I would have gladly offered you another peg, since I had lot in stock. Anyway mate, I hope you are alright now. Next time I will make sure that I run to everyon's aid, whether he is Judew or Mari Biscuit or Hanging Dick or anyone else. God help me Peeeeellleeeeessss. This comes from the ninth peg I had. Cheers! The ground is going round and round. I don't know where my testicles, sorry spectacles are, and I am lost. Can one of the Niz Goenkars help me peeeelllleeeesssssss???? Hick! Hick!!
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