Sunday 2 January 2011

AWARDS OF THE YEAR 2010: WERE I THE PRESIDENT by N. Fernandes, London

This article had appeared in the form of a comment in one of the articles where it still stands.  Due to public (Readers and commentators) demand has been published as an article. The funniest article of the decade of Niz Goenkar - Editor 
If I was the President of India , I would award the "PADMASHREE AWARD" to ATALA.  Atala has served the AAM ADMI, by exposing the corruption that exists amongst, the (all talk ,no action) Goa Government, it`s MLA`s and Goa Police.
Being the New Year,I also have my personal awards for service in 2010.
This is the awards for the moment:
AWARD WINNER
RED LIPSTIC------------------------------VALANKA ALEMAO
RATOL TUBE------------------------------MICKKY PACHECO
ROAST PIGLING--------------------------CHURCHILL ALEMAO
1 BAGCHARAS-----------------------------ASHISH SHIRODKAR
1 BAG STONES-----------------------------BABUSH MONSERATTE
RAPE COUNSELLING--------------------ROHIT MONSERATTE
1 BAG CANNABIS-------------------------RAVI NAIK (+ RAYBAN SUNGLASSES)
10 GAMBLING CHIPS--------------------ALEX SEQUIRRELL
GHANTI SHIT WADAS-------------------MAUVIN GODINHO
ESCAPOLOGY LESSONS----------------DIGAMBER KAMAT
SILVER SWORDS--------------------------DIGAMBER KAMAT
TRIP ON NRP SAGRES-------------------NAGUESH KARMALI
COPY OF RTI ACTS-----------------------DR. SIDDHU
RUPEE ACCOUNT(CURRENT)---------SUBODH KANTAK
CHANEL No 5-------------------------------SMELLY RODRIGUES
CRIMINAL`S LIFEBOAT-----------------ANACLETO VIEGAS
MEGAPHONE-------------------------------MERCULIANO (DEMPO)
RS. 500 EACH-------------------------------GOA CRUMBEATERS
NEW OSD DESK----------------------------LYNDON MONTEIRO
BOOK-NEW AGE PIMPING--------------MATTHEW DINIZ(KENTUCKEE)
SUICIDE EXPLAINED---------------------VIOLA ROSELINE PACHECO
LOUTOLIM FRUIT CAKE----------------SONIA TORRADO
WHEELCHAIR-------------------------------MICKKY PACHECO
NEW COMPOUND WALL----------------VISHAWJIT RANE
LAUNDERING MACHINES---------------MICKKY PACHECO
IMMIGRATION VISAS---------------------MICKKY PACHECO
UNDERGROUND HIDEOUT-------------MICKKY PACHECO
MOTIVATING POLITICS-----------------MICKKY PACHECO
DIETING BOOK-----------------------------TRAJANO D`MELLO
BOOK ON COMMISSIONS--------------VALANKA ALEMAO
FORGERY-------------------------------------DAYANAND NARVEKAR
FLYING LESSONS--------------------------YURI & SAVIO ALEMAO
GUEST BOOK SELECTIONS-------------DUBAI ORGANISERS
INQUISITION VIDEOS---------------------YOGESH MARATHE (DUBAI)
DISTORTING HISTORY OF GOA-------YOGESH MARATHE (DUBAI)
ENGLISH LESSONS-------------------------JOHNADS
DUPATTAS-------------------------------------MAHANAND NAIK
MINATURE GOLDEN BRIDGE-----------DIGAMBER KAMAT
BOXING GLOVES--------------------------- JOSE PHILIP D`SOUSA
OPENING CEREMONY LIST------------- DIGAMBER KAMAT
RIBBON CUT. SCISSORS------------------DIGAMBER KAMAT
LAND GRABBING---------------------------BABUSH MONSERRATE
CAKE CUTTING KNIFE--------------------DIGAMBER KAMAT
DAY-TRIP TO DELHI-----------------------DIGAMBER KAMAT
PEST CONTROL BOOK--------------------DIGAMBER KAMAT
DATE WITH VIOLA-------------------------MATTHEW DINIZ
ILLNESS EXCUSES BOOK----------------CARMELINA (BENAULIM PANCH)
WHISKY BOTTLE----------------------------VISITATION D`SILVA(MAJORDA PANCH)
HOW TO LOOT LESSONS-----------------CHURCHILL ALEMAO
LOOT WITH BROTHER HYMNS--------JOAQUIM ALAMAO
SELLING GOA TO NEHRU---------------DAYANAND BANDODKAR
As Niz Goenkar is democratic....I will await others to nominate and specify the awardS.
HAPPY NEW YEAR 2011
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  1. Ratol Baba1 January 2011 at 22:57

    And the biggest Award for Rocking the site of Niz Goenkars goes to Nice Fernandes alias N. Fernandes. Consolation awards goes to Bebdo, DLP, Dalia, Marcel P. Cruz, Trevor, Mike Carvalho, Shyam Sawant, Joao, Albin, Kankonkar, Sandesh and all the regular ones.

    Award for Hiding from Chorchill goes to Arwin Miss Quit.

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  2. franco2 January 2011 at 00:37

    WISHING ALL READERS HAPPY NEW YEAR 2011
    @N.Fernandes - You add to your list:
    KARWAR MERGER - CHORCHIL
    FAKE SOCIAL WORKER - VALANKA ALEMAO

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  3. Albin2 January 2011 at 01:58

    @N. Fernandes
    List continues:
    Fields destroyer..............Amcho Babush
    Land Graber...................Amcho Babush
    Tasted all BJP / UDGP / Independent / Congress .....................Amcho Babush
    Cricket Manipulater...........Dayanand Narverkar
    Birth certificate forgerer....Dayanand Narverkar
    Selling GOA to Nehru..........Bandorkar + FF
    Distorted History writer of GOA...........................Yogesh Marathe + ??

    True Freedom Fighters of Goa..NIZ Goenkar and it's founders.
    Goan Saviour..................Dr. Jack Sequeira

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  4. Roses are red, Violets are blue2 January 2011 at 02:49

    Dear Editor
    I have been following this blog from day one and I have three nominations for the writers/founders of Niz Goenkar.
    1. Sharp-witted, brilliant and clever writer - BEBDO
    2. Investigatory, analytical and hard-hitting writer - N. FERNANDES
    3. Romnticistic and loving writer - DALIA

    Keep it up Niz Goenkar, we love you.

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  5. dlp2 January 2011 at 03:35

    Ratol Baba!!!
    Were you sleeping, were you sleeping Ratol Baba? Ratol Baba?
    Vaitt mojem dislam tor, vaitt mojem dislam tor, guneanv bogos maka, bogos maka
    Novea vorsan, adlem kitem aslem tem, bhair mar re baba
    Niz Goenkar voir, voir soronk Goenchea Saiba laguim maga

    Franco, Albin, Roses are Red... and all the other well wishers and lovers (as well as haters) of Niz Goenkars, I wish you all a very Happy and Prosperous New Year. My Number One Award in gratitude goes to the founder Menino, his team and above all, the supporters of Niz Goenkar, without whom we would still be sleeping.

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  6. diogofichardo2 January 2011 at 04:48

    A disgraceful congratulations to the above award winners for destroying and contaminating Goan Soil with crime, corruption and drug dealings l. They certainly are due a disgraceful and death certificate to hell.

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  7. Trevor2 January 2011 at 05:32

    Here are mine N Fernandes. I did my homework, belated Christmas presents for our esteemed leaders in Goa, to make them look in the mirror.
    Hand held devise for scratching balls in public: Mickkey Designer Mouse
    DNA kit to carry to baby-moma's house: Mickkey Mouse
    School teacher to point out Luxemburg on map, for depositing money: Mickkey Mouse
    Book title 'Good cover-up Stories on how you made the ill-gotten wealth to fool the public'=Mikkey Mouse
    Reversible bandana/bandage = Mickkey Mouse
    School books - Std IV and down: Chorchill; some for Mickkey too!
    Writing paper to write memoir on how to be streetwise and with no education be the new Raj’a of Goa: Chorchill
    How to jump on a cause, attack the screening of the Da Vinci Code to gain religious voters, while robbing the bank = Chorchill
    Education Book on 'How to raise a child to be a rapist, for dummies' = MonsterRat
    Dictionary in Russian to cover land transfers=MonsterRat
    Paper(not rolling paper) to write 'I am innocent, papa'=Roy
    Geography book 'with picture of 'D-Nile', which is not just a river in Egypt: RAVI
    'Demonstration club of thugs' to come out at a moment's notice as soon as the crumbeater Lord is being ‘attacked’= RAVI and Roy
    Plenty of Ink and paper to practice forgery= Dayanand Narverkar
    Very dark sunglasses that don't see outside= Kamat
    Sorry, I ran out of money for the rest, didn’t get to LOOT Goa last year!
    Oops! one final copy-new edition, (Not 'Animal Farm') for all of the Chors of Goa: 'How to make my family the new Raj dynasties of Goa to replace the Portuguese, with help from the FF on this one'!

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  8. Trevor2 January 2011 at 08:10

    p.s. If you all could indulge me with one more, a special gift to all the Chors and looters of Goa, a testament of their fine work in Goa = I give them the River Princess!!! To all our people, let this be our rallying call to action ‘ Look out to the River Princess – the state of our beautiful and destroyed Goa’.

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  9. N.Fernandes-London2 January 2011 at 12:28

    Hi Trevor & Albin:::
    I am just checking the budget we have for more "AWARDS"(PRIZES).
    Mickky Pacheco`s Money launderer told me, have hope.Apparently Mickky is spending his money on lavish birthdays.
    Churchills 10% collection agent asked me to wait.
    Dynand Narvekar asked me to wait till he can forge some cheques.
    Alex Sequirrel asked told me he will try harder at the Casino, before it is re-located, for more winnings...and then he may help.
    Subodh Kantak told me to wait till the Court cases are over.He stated to me Aires Rodrigues`s "charges" are too high.!!
    Kamat told me he will let me know, soon after he comes back from New Delhi.
    Churchill also told me , to wait till he can sell more of his Pigs.I do not know if he means his family members.
    But rest assured Guys,...we will find the awards ...as the say...by hook or by crook!!
    Happy New year to you

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  10. dlp2 January 2011 at 20:35

    N.Fernandes,

    I think Chorchill managed to sell some of his Pigs because sausages has become cheaper around Salcette side. Nobody wants to buy his Pigling though.

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  11. Chandrakant Kankonkar3 January 2011 at 01:30

    I liked the award given to yogesh marathe the donkey of the year 2010 who gets bashed up wherever he writes. Such donkeys should not be allowed to write incriminating articles on this blog. Hope the new year goes very bad for yogesh marathe and I hope he meets with and accident in Dubai and is broken in two or three pieces.

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  12. Sandesh Gaonkar3 January 2011 at 01:32

    Not only that Mr. Chandrakant, but when all the other writers here are writing the truth, this idiot of little knowledge comes up with his rubbish to try to distract the real Goans away from truth. I don't even think he was born when the Portuguese left. His parents came from Maharashtra to eat what was left over of the Portuguese and Goans

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  13. Joe Rebello3 January 2011 at 01:34

    Well said Chandrakant Kankonkar, Yogesh Marathe should be hit with a car and dumped off in the Garbage bins of Dubai. He is another traitor of Goa just like Bandodkar and should leave Goa at once.

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  14. Trupti Nayak3 January 2011 at 01:36

    I just cannot believe that people like Yogesh Marathe who call themselves Goans with their RSS ideology exist in Dubai from where he is trying to cause communal Harmony. Shame on you Yogesh. You are not worth to be called a Goan with all your half knowledge

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  15. A True Goan3 January 2011 at 02:20

    No! No! No..Yogesh Marathe is not traitor of Goa.The biggest traitor of Goa was Bhau Bandodkar and present Maha chor Churchill.He betrayed Goans from the time of he step his foot in politics after a brief trading business as a landing agent of smugglers.Sadly many of Goans are still presuming as blind and deaf by supporting this Maha chor of Goa.

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  16. Dalia3 January 2011 at 09:21

    No Curses Pleassssssssssssssssee. Only PISS be Upon Marathe. May God Grant you PISS Forever. PISS be on you Marathe forever and ever.

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