This article had appeared in the form of a comment in one of the articles where it still stands. Due to public (Readers and commentators) demand has been published as an article. The funniest article of the decade of Niz Goenkar - Editor
If I was the President of India , I would award the "PADMASHREE AWARD" to ATALA. Atala has served the AAM ADMI, by exposing the corruption that exists amongst, the (all talk ,no action) Goa Government, it`s MLA`s and Goa Police.
Being the New Year,I also have my personal awards for service in 2010.
This is the awards for the moment:
AWARD WINNER
RED LIPSTIC------------------------------VALANKA ALEMAO
RATOL TUBE------------------------------MICKKY PACHECO
ROAST PIGLING--------------------------CHURCHILL ALEMAO
1 BAGCHARAS-----------------------------ASHISH SHIRODKAR
1 BAG STONES-----------------------------BABUSH MONSERATTE
RAPE COUNSELLING--------------------ROHIT MONSERATTE
1 BAG CANNABIS-------------------------RAVI NAIK (+ RAYBAN SUNGLASSES)
10 GAMBLING CHIPS--------------------ALEX SEQUIRRELL
GHANTI SHIT WADAS-------------------MAUVIN GODINHO
ESCAPOLOGY LESSONS----------------DIGAMBER KAMAT
SILVER SWORDS--------------------------DIGAMBER KAMAT
TRIP ON NRP SAGRES-------------------NAGUESH KARMALI
COPY OF RTI ACTS-----------------------DR. SIDDHU
RUPEE ACCOUNT(CURRENT)---------SUBODH KANTAK
CHANEL No 5-------------------------------SMELLY RODRIGUES
CRIMINAL`S LIFEBOAT-----------------ANACLETO VIEGAS
MEGAPHONE-------------------------------MERCULIANO (DEMPO)
RS. 500 EACH-------------------------------GOA CRUMBEATERS
NEW OSD DESK----------------------------LYNDON MONTEIRO
BOOK-NEW AGE PIMPING--------------MATTHEW DINIZ(KENTUCKEE)
SUICIDE EXPLAINED---------------------VIOLA ROSELINE PACHECO
LOUTOLIM FRUIT CAKE----------------SONIA TORRADO
WHEELCHAIR-------------------------------MICKKY PACHECO
NEW COMPOUND WALL----------------VISHAWJIT RANE
LAUNDERING MACHINES---------------MICKKY PACHECO
IMMIGRATION VISAS---------------------MICKKY PACHECO
UNDERGROUND HIDEOUT-------------MICKKY PACHECO
MOTIVATING POLITICS-----------------MICKKY PACHECO
DIETING BOOK-----------------------------TRAJANO D`MELLO
BOOK ON COMMISSIONS--------------VALANKA ALEMAO
FORGERY-------------------------------------DAYANAND NARVEKAR
FLYING LESSONS--------------------------YURI & SAVIO ALEMAO
GUEST BOOK SELECTIONS-------------DUBAI ORGANISERS
INQUISITION VIDEOS---------------------YOGESH MARATHE (DUBAI)
DISTORTING HISTORY OF GOA-------YOGESH MARATHE (DUBAI)
ENGLISH LESSONS-------------------------JOHNADS
DUPATTAS-------------------------------------MAHANAND NAIK
MINATURE GOLDEN BRIDGE-----------DIGAMBER KAMAT
BOXING GLOVES--------------------------- JOSE PHILIP D`SOUSA
OPENING CEREMONY LIST------------- DIGAMBER KAMAT
RIBBON CUT. SCISSORS------------------DIGAMBER KAMAT
LAND GRABBING---------------------------BABUSH MONSERRATE
CAKE CUTTING KNIFE--------------------DIGAMBER KAMAT
DAY-TRIP TO DELHI-----------------------DIGAMBER KAMAT
PEST CONTROL BOOK--------------------DIGAMBER KAMAT
DATE WITH VIOLA-------------------------MATTHEW DINIZ
ILLNESS EXCUSES BOOK----------------CARMELINA (BENAULIM PANCH)
WHISKY BOTTLE----------------------------VISITATION D`SILVA(MAJORDA PANCH)
HOW TO LOOT LESSONS-----------------CHURCHILL ALEMAO
LOOT WITH BROTHER HYMNS--------JOAQUIM ALAMAO
SELLING GOA TO NEHRU---------------DAYANAND BANDODKAR
As Niz Goenkar is democratic....I will await others to nominate and specify the awardS.
HAPPY NEW YEAR 2011